Who IS this George Blowfish Guy?
He's Founder and Illustrious Potentate of
J.P. Wow! Records.
Writer and Editor
of the defunct
publication "Pig
Slave Grunt News."
PSGN was spasmodically published, even more spasmodically written, and featured riveting editorials, useful tidbits and tons of utterly worthless information.
What's George Doing Right Now?
By day he's a
devious sales weasel.
By night, some people call me
the space cowboy.
Some call
me the gangster
of love.
Graduated with
honors in 1981 from the University
of Missouri.
Took bowling for
the final credit to qualify for an A.B. degree in TV-Radio-Film. That's the truth.
Worked his way through three years of Mizzou Journalism Grad School. Moonlighted as a part time bar bouncer. Didn't like drunken frat boys. So he quit.
Rock and Roll DJ for 8 years in
a college town. Took a lickin'
but kept on a tickin'.
Finally, George realized he didn't like music or bands either. So he quit.
What Does George Do For Kicks?
Rabid, yet disgruntled
Chiefs fan.
Have season tickets
on row one,
50-yard line behind the Chiefs
bench. That's also the truth.
Rabid, yet disgruntled
Royals fan.
Sick of my hometown boys being a
Triple A farm team for rich bastard owners like George Steinbrenner.
THEY
MUST SHARE THE WEALTH!!!
What's George's Mission Statement?
To be a
respected
record industry insider
who's annual year-end music sampler
sets the trend for all Pig
Slaves who
desperately yearn to be as groovy,
clairvoyant
and talented
as their
Revered Illustrious
Potentate.
That's a lie.