Ashcroft's Prison Bitch: Recent headline news says RIAA -lobbyist for the major record companies- is schmoozing John Ashcroft to get medieval on peer to peer internet music trading. Why? Because Sony, BMG, Capitol-EMI and Time-Warner are "losing CD sales." RIAA wants to pocket each and every entertainment dollar spent worldwide, and have started leaning on their like-minded, big business friendly pals in the Bush Administration to get the ball rolling. Ashcroft is considering punishing individual citizens -an estimated 100 million in the U.S. alone- who have downloaded and used file sharing software such as Kazaa, Morpheus or Limewire. This extremely limited edition disc was created primarily as a travel present for my west coast pal Uncle Fuzzy, who's in town for a few days visiting his sweet, elderly mamma. I cannot confirm or deny the content or intrinsic entertainment value of this disc. But hey, that's basically true for every J.P. Wow! production.

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